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» We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

» When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

» Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

» Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

» I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.

» Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

» I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

» I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

» Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

» Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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