Mitch Hedberg Quotes
- I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
- An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs.
- I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
- If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
- One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger.
- I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records--nothing was alphabetized.
- Swiss Cheese is a rip-off--it's the only cheese I can bite into and miss.