"Laughter is the best medicine." This famous quote saying always rings true. Think back on your moments that had laughter, or simply remember to take notice of your self the next time laughter overtakes your soul. You will then understand the true meaning of this saying; it is not that laughing will cure ills, but instead it frees you from the burden of whatever that is weighing you down for those few ephemeral moments when laughter echos through your body and jolts the muddy fog from your being.
In order to contribute to the world our share of this magical medicine, we have collected what we think are funny quotes. This collection of funny quotes are based on what we have found to be funny, so if you don't see your favorite funny quote in this list, please don't hesitate to send it to us, and we'll consider adding it to our collection. You could also visit our forums and post your funny quote in there for the rest of our community to enjoy. Of course, please try to keep the quotes tasteful as not all of our visitors will be adults. Enjoy the funny quotes.
Some of the funniest of quotes are from Groucho Marx.
» Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
» would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell
» I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope
» The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. - David Ogilvy
» My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. - Emo Philips
» When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns
» I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
» Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
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Daily Famous Quote"Well, I just finished starring in a new episode of the new The Twilight Zone television series." - Bill Mumy
Quotes by Author
- - Aesop
- - Woody Allen
- - Albert Einstein
- - Robert Frost
- - Mahatma Gandhi
- - Stanley Kubrick
- - Groucho Marx
- - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
- - John Wayne
- - Oscar Wilde
- - Eric Hoffer
- - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- - Sigmund Freud
- - Sir Winston Churchill
- - More Authors...