» Marriage is the death of hope.
» The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
» Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
» I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
» Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
» If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
» I am at two with nature.
» Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
» A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
» Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.