Woody Allen Quotes & Quotations

Woody Allen Quotes

» What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

» I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.

» I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.

» More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

» In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

» I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

» I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

» Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.

» I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

» Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

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