Woody Allen Quotes
» Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
» Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
» The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
» My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
» When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
» As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
» Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
» When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
» Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
» I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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