Woody Allen Quotes & Quotations

Woody Allen Quotes

» Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

» Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

» The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

» My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

» When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

» As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

» Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

» When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

» Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

» I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

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