Victor Borge Quotes

» Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

» I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

» If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

» Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

» Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

» Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

» The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

» When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

» I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

» I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

» My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

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