» Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
» No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.
» Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
» Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open.
» Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.
» The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.