» Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.
» I'm a hero with coward's legs.
» Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
» Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
» A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
» How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
» Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
» Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
» I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.