» Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well.
» Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker.
» Chins without beards deserve no honor.
» Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
» Better a friendly refusal than an unwilling consent.
» It takes two to quarrel, but only one to end it.
» A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will.
» Drink nothing with out seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.
» Communism is a cow of many; well milked and badly fed.
» A pig bought on credit is forever grunting.