» The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
» Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
» Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
» The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
» Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.