» Status quo, you know, that is Latin for ''the mess we're in.''
» It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
» Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close.
» Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
» Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
» Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.
» Approximately 80 % of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources.
» What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless, you might say, by choice.
» But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.
» Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.