» Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
» Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
» Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
» Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
» More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
» Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
» Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
» Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
» A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success
» If you can laugh together, you can work together.