» 1) Are you Dr. Hathaway? 2) Yes. 1) Tell me, what's Mr. Einstein really like? 2) Dead.
» Rue the day? Who talks like that?
» I'm sorry, it's just an infantile response to authority.
» Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?
» 1) You still run? 2) Only when chased.
» 1)I've noticed you've stopped stuttering. 2) I've been giving myself shock therapy. 1) Up the voltage.
» 1) Don't eat that! 2) Huh? 1) Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late!