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» A Race! A Race! It's a Race!!

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» 1:Have you seen this room? 2: yes, we're in it!

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» Girl: Dad I hafta use the bathroom. Dad: We just stopped you should've gone then. Girl: I really gotta go! Dad: Ok, Jason, get a jar. Mom: Girls can't go in jars. Dad: Ok, Jason, get a jar and a funnel. Girl: Dad! I hafta go number 2! Dad: Hold it! Girl: I'm prarie dogging! Dad: What the hell is prarie dogging? Jason: you know, when the prarie dog sticks its headin and out of the ground. Dad and Mom: ohh...Bad mental picture...I did not need to know that!

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» Where did you get that? On the floor You can not use that! Why not? Because it's hitlers harmoncah So your driving his car? Yeah but im not getting his germs all over me...im not suckin on the dash board!

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» eets a race!eets a race!I'm weening!I'm weening!...I am a weener!

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» 1)Dad, they're gonna be pissed. 2)Of course, honey. They're always pissed. They're NAZIS!

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» My name is rupaul.

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