Phyllis Diller Quotes & Quotations

Phyllis Diller Quotes

» Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

» Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

» Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

» Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

» Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age -- as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

» I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

» Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

» Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

» We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

» Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

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