» It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
» There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
» Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
» The rich aren't like us; they pay less taxes.
» Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask, ''What's in it for me?''
» You can make a sordid thing sound like a brilliant drawing-room comedy. Probably a fear we have of facing up to the real issues. Could you say we were guilty of Noel Cowardice?
» I love being a writer, what I can't stand is the paperwork.