Paula Poundstone Quotes

» Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.

» I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

» The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

» My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

» The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

» Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

» My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'

» I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.

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