» An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
» Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
» Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
» Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.
» Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]
» Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
» There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
» Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
» Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
» There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.