Ogden Nash Quotes & Quotations

Ogden Nash Quotes

» The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

» Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.

» A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

» Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

» Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

» There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.

» To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

» How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

» Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?

» I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

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