» The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
» Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
» Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.
» Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.
» Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
» They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
» I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
» There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
» A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
» No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.