Quotation (n): The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. (Ambrose Bierce)
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» I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

» Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

» I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

» Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

» Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

» The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

» I will not get very far with this attitude.

» I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

» I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

» The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

» The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.

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