Margaret Smith Quotes

» If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

» The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

» My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

» I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

» I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

» Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

Who Said It?

Who Said: "At the end of the day, we need a leader who thinks with his head but leads with his heart." Click To See

"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair." - Patrick Stewart