Lynda Barry Quotes & Quotations

Lynda Barry Quotes

» Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

» If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

» If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.

» I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.

» I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

» If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

» I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.

» I go to work the minute I open my eyes.

» I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.

» Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I silently thought, what an awful word.

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