» Horse-play, romping, frequent and loud fits of laughter, jokes, and indiscriminate familiarity, will sink both merit and knowledge into a degree of contempt. They compose at most a merry fellow; and a merry fellow was never yet a respectable man.
» A constant smirk upon the face, and a whiffing activity of the body, are strong indications of futility.
» The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
» Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least.
» In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.
» The heart never grows better by age; I fear rather worse, always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.
» Good breeding is the result of good sense, some good nature, and a little self-denial for the sake of others.
» The scholar without good breeding is a nitpicker; the philosopher a cynic; the soldier a brute and everyone else disagreeable.
» To have frequent recourse to narrative betrays great want of imagination.
» Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the turn to the truth; but I have refused myself to everything that my own experience did not justify and confirm.