» I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
» Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
» The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
» Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
» We're all in this alone.
» If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
» If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
» Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
» Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
» Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?