Lily Tomlin Quotes

» The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

» I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

» If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

» Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

» Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

» Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

» I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

» I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

» No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

» We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

» Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

» Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

» I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

» If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

» I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

» There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

» Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

» Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

» If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

» The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

» We're all in this alone.

» For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

» We are all in this together, by ourselves.

» Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

» Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

» Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.

» What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.

» The road to success is always under construction.

» The best mind-altering drug is truth.

» Remember we're all in this alone.

» Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

» Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

» The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.

» No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

» If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

» It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

» I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

» If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

» We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

» What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

» Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

» Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

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