» It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
» My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
» Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
» Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
» It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
» The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
» A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
» Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
» After a fellow gets famous it does not take long for someone to bob up that used to sit next to him in school.
» Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.