» It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
» The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
» Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
» The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
» Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
» Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
» Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
» Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
» A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
» Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.