» Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.
» If you give an audience a chance they will do half your acting for you.
» It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.
» The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.
» To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier to stoop the next time.
» Without discipline, there is no life at all.
» If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
» My greatest strength is... common sense. I'm really a standard brand -- like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.
» Enemies are so stimulating.
» Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.