Kate O'Brien Quotes

» A laugh is a terrible weapon.

» Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

» If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.

» Hmmm... I never get the answer I think I'm going to get.

» I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.

» If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.

» My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.

» It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells.

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"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair." - Patrick Stewart