John Barrymore Quotes & Quotations

John Barrymore Quotes

» You never realize how short a month is until you have to pay alimony.

» America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

» Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

» If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

» A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

» I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

» The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

» I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

» Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

» My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

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