John Barrymore Quotes

» In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

» Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

» You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

» Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

» The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

» Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

» Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

» America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

» If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

» I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

» The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

» I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

» My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

» I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

» A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

» Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

» You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

» You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

» My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

» When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

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