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» If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

» A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

» If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

» Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

» Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

» Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

» Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

» Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

» The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

» People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

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