Joe E. Lewis Quotes

» I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

» I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

» A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

» I always wake up at the crack of ice.

» I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

» I drink to forget I drink.

» I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

» It pays to get drunk with the best people.

» I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

» Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

» You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

» Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

» They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

» I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

» I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

» It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

» There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

» Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

» Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

» Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

» I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

» The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

» We can afford almost any mistake once.

» You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

» If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.

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Who Said: "I want to give as many Canadians the opportunity to be successful and if we can use their athletic gifts to get them a free degree or a free diploma across the border then I guess I'm doing my job." Click To See

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