» Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
» If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!
» Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
» Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.