» The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
» If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
» Marriage is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.
» Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
» The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.