» A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
» Take gifts with a sigh most men give to be paid.
» What butter and whiskey will not cure there's no cure for.
» The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried.
» The longest road out is the shortest road home.
» The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune.
» Its no use boiling your cabbage twice.
» There's no need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.
» Do not mistake a goats beard for a fine stallions tail.
» Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor.It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.