Homer Simpson Quotes & Quotations

Homer Simpson Quotes

» The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

» Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

» Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten

» You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a windowbox

» Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

» Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!

» If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers

» Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel

» Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen

» Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders

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