» Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.
» France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''
» Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
» When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they ''don't understand'' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
» One man's folly is often another man's wife.
» When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
» A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little ''personal characteristics.''
» A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
» A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
» Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.