» You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?! - Adam Sandler
» I hate that Bob Barker!!
» Check out the name tag; You're in my world now, Grandma.
» Well now your back's going to hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.
» Well now your back's going to hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.
» He shoots, he scores!!! Ahh man, that was so much easier than putting. I should try t'get the ball in on one shot every time.
» just taaaap it in, just taaap it in, give it a little tappy, tap, tap, taparoo.
» 1)What are you doing?! 2)Oh... I was just lookin for the rest of this bottle. There's some!
» It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
» Happy: Hey you know my girlfriends dead Grandma: Really Happy: yeah she fell of a cliff and died on impact