Groucho Marx Quotes
» From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
» Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
» Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.
» I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
» Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
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