» I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
» I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
» Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
» Room service? Send up a larger room.
» I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
» If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
» Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
» I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
» I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
» All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats.