» Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
» I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
» No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
» I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
» Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
» Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
» Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
» In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
» I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
» Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.