Groucho Marx Quotes & Quotations

Groucho Marx Quotes

» Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

» There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man.

» I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

» There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.

» Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

» One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

» I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me.

» Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

» I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.

» Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

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