Groucho Marx Quotes & Quotations

Groucho Marx Quotes

» I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

» A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

» I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

» Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

» I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

» There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.

» Humor is reason gone mad.

» Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

» Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

» From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

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