Grace Hansen Quotes
» A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
» I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running.
» For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat - which is a great deal more than he's had on it.
» Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
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Who Said: "I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy." Click To SeeDaily Famous Quote
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