Grace Hansen Quotes

» A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

» I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running.

» For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat - which is a great deal more than he's had on it.

» Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.

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