» Forty for you, sixty for me And equal partners we will be
» I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything.
» You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.
» I wasn't affected by inflation, I had nothing to inflate.
» As lousy as things are now, tomorrow they will be somebody's good old days.
» Success is the ability to rise above principle.
» Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none.
» Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own.
» What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed?
» Taxation with representation ain't so hot either.