» May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-
» There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
» Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
» Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
» The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.