George Burns Quotes & Quotations

George Burns Quotes

» I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

» I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

» Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

» Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

» At my age flowers scare me.

» I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

» I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

» The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

» This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

» When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

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