George Burns Quotes & Quotations

George Burns Quotes

» It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

» By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

» How can I die? I'm booked.

» It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

» You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

» Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

» Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

» If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

» You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

» Be quick to learn and wise to know.

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