George Ade Quotes

» Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

» A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

» A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

» In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

» For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

» A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

» She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

» After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

» Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

» Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

» The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.

» It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

» If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

» One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.

» To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

» Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

» The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

» Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.

» Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.

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