» In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
» For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
» A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
» She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
» After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
» Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
» If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
» Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
» The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.
» Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.